For those of you who are relatively new to my blog, I wanted to share a post that got me some national attention. Not for my wit or brilliance, I hasten to add, but because it was funny.
Enjoy:
So we don't file many written motions in criminal practice. Really, just a handful of the same one each time (I should post about those sometime).
This means that only important motions get put before the judge. Like this one:

And my response: