I'll be in trial this week... or some of it, which is always serious business. So I'll start my week, and yours, with a flit about the globe for some entertaining and amusing news and info.
First, the mandatory dumb criminal story. With a twist. See, the story right now pegs him as brighter than most because he's taunting the British bobbies and getting away with it. However, my bet is that in a week or two there'll be an update to the story in which he's sporting some new jewelry around his wrists. But maybe I"m just an optimist who hates show-offs...
Now then, if you are on the run it seems like you'd need to James Bondify yourself a little. You know, learn some new tricks to stay one step ahead (I'm betting one would be: stay off Facebook). So here are six "badass skills" you can learn in just a few days.
I saw the headline for this story and almost had a fit: the defendant in one of my DWI cases was a hearse driver. Not this one, though, thank heavens.
Crime lord. Fake penis. $43 bail.
And now a truly dumb criminal. Which is surprising considering that he's a "doctoral student in a joint molecular biosciences program at Rutgers University." Maybe he's just a selfish bugger.
Penthouse Magazine. A basic right. Yeah, right.
And I end with a warm and fuzzy thought: if you thought political correctness had gone too far here in the U.S., try sending emails in England. Or, as the case may be, not sending them. I quote the first paragraph of the story:
"A wealthy businessman was arrested at home in front of his wife and young son over an email which council officials deemed ‘offensive’ to gipsies – but which he had not even written."
And from me to the British authorities (read the story before reading on): likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey likey
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