Thursday, January 30, 2014
Stories and sandwiches... and jail.
If I were to write an "advice to criminals" column, this post would be in it.
There's a reason criminals wear raccoon masks and carry bags marked with a generic "SWAG." It's because they don't want to be recognized, and bare faces and Gucci bags will stand out to members of the public being relieved of their possession in an illegal manner.
Therefore, if you want to commit a crime, (a) don't wear a distinctive t-shirt when there are witnesses, (b) if you do wear a distinctive t-shirt when there are witnesses, don't wear it the very next day while the cops are looking for you.
(And yes, the below item of clothing was the distinctive t-shirt in question.)