But I can't think of it. I'm posting this for the benefit of my non-Austin readers, assuming they didn't get this story in their daily diet of news.
Summary: "a package containing a cow’s tongue embedded with nails, a note and a photograph" was found between railroad tracks this morning.
Here's the whole story. Well, not the whole story because we've not found the cow missing its tongue, nor do we (read, "I") know what the heck it's about.
Plenty of amusing suggestions in the comments section below the newspaper's story, though.
Although is it funny or is it creepy? I'm trying hard not to find it creepy.