I often lament with them, or just for them, when I can see their clients are being difficult.
Have a look at this post from DC defense lawyer Jamison Koehler, collating a bunch of quotations on the subject.
Before we start, there's one I heard this week, client to defense lawyer discussing probation conditions:
"Dude, I don't want to go to rehab. Can't you tell the judge to give me out-house treatment?"