Ah, April Fool's Day. Why can't it last a week?
And am I really supposed to post something serious today? I hope you're not expecting that. In fact, even worse, I'm stealing (sorry, "fair using") a video I just watched on the blog belonging to another Texas legal blogger. So apologies for the unoriginality and apologies for remaining in the spirit of silliness. (By the way, both apologies are insincere.)
So, this is the kind of interview technique that cleared cases in the past. You know, the Good Old Days.