Thanks to The Assistant for bringing this to my attention. The headline says it all:
Robby Rose pleads guilty for cheating in bass tournament
As The Assistant put it: "I love being a prosecutor in Texas."
But remember, it's not about the fish, it's about the boat. Anyway, a limerick I just made up to commemorate the occasion:
There once was a man who caught fish,
He cheated to try and get rich,
When he caught a small mullet,
He shoved a weight down its gullet,
And now he's out on his a*#.