Wednesday, April 14, 2010

The one that didn't get away...

Thanks to The Assistant for bringing this to my attention. The headline says it all:

Robby Rose pleads guilty for cheating in bass tournament

As The Assistant put it: "I love being a prosecutor in Texas."

But remember, it's not about the fish, it's about the boat. Anyway, a limerick I just made up to commemorate the occasion:

There once was a man who caught fish,
He cheated to try and get rich,
When he caught a small mullet,
He shoved a weight down its gullet,
And now he's out on his a*#.

1 comment:

  1. Okay. I like your blog. I'm even going to bookmark it. (That seems to be the thing to say these days, for some reason.)

    But I respectfully suggest you give up on writing limericks. ;) That one had neither the right meter, nor did it rhyme where it should!

    Keep up the good work. On the blog! On the blog!


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