They didn't warn me that my secretary was leaving. She got a better job, higher pay (decent boss?!).
They did tell me it'd be a while until she was replaced, what with all the budget cuts, the economic crisis in government and all that. And they were right, it was a while, because she left before Christmas.
But the new girl is here now, and maybe that's all that matters. She's here, tucked behind her desk, ready to go.
The thing is.
She's totally bloody useless.
Sure, she looks good, she has nice hair, and no matter what I say to her she doesn't get offended. She doesn't mind having the most horrific crime scene pictures come across her desk. But try to get her to actually do something?
Maybe fax or file something?
Absolutely. Bloody. Useless.
Meet. . . shoot, she won't even tell me her name. Any suggestions?!